it... has arrived

My package from http://www.somethingstore.com is here. I have not opened it. It is an envelope with the surface area of a hardback novel. It is probably not the following: a tie & suspenders gift set, a teapot, or a robot of any kind. I am happy that it fit in my mailbox and that I did not have to go to the horrible Uptown Post Office to pick it up. I am sad that it is probably not a robot.