I'm behind on life at the moment

Always always behind.

Deadlines.

Dead. Lines.

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Hey, what do you think is the worst thing to put inside a piñata for a child's birthday party? I think it's Chum. If I smacked a piñata, I would not want there to be chum inside. I would not want to be involved in an explosion of crepe paper and chum.

Unless I'm a shark. Then chum would be the BEST thing. Shoot. See, you have to think about these things from all angles.

A piñata full of angry hornets would be pretty bad. I'll go with that for now.